Blues wasn't the type to just spill his guts in public. But somehow, this was all under the guise of anonymity. Slowly, he picked up the megaphone.
"Okay... My girlfriend suicided to fix my core, but it was only sorta fixed, but she came back somehow, and Bass wants my guts more than ever since I told him a joke. You know, the "What did the five fingers say to the face?" one. ... Hoo boy. FML."
He flung the megaphone backwards, now walking off.